everyday a new email comes to try to make me feel bad about my penis:

hello again dave,
with a longer penis you can perform even more sexual positions
http://www.glamoise.com/

-Mate Kettler




thanks Mate. for the simple fact that I am human and you are a spambot I know that you really aren't concerned about my penis size. but thanks anyway. what is really interesting is that thousands of people actually buy into this type of advertisement. are people really that insecure? do you girls get emails regarding breast augmentation? or do they just target the penis?

sexual positions. you don't need a walrus penis to please a lady. yet. we're not at that stage of evolution. someday soon I fear genetic engineering will fuse the chromosomes of the walrus penis into the homo sapien penis. then, you will have twenty-four inches of gun power with no brain behind the gun. it's only a matter of time.

until then corporate America, you can continue to make war, not love with your pathetic penis advertisement.s